Welcome...

With the abundance of The Universe raining down, it was only a matter of time before the seeds of blessings began to bloom, before the flowers of fantasy finally flourished, and before the weapons of Divine Destiny were drawn.

...And the time is now. The Ascension has begun.

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Aural Porn

For your listening pleasure...

"Everyone needs a little time /
a little time to unwind and fantasize / Everyone needs a little sign / to throw off the gloves / and leave the world behind..."

Check out the MUSIC section for exclusive access to Lauren's EP!

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Visual Massacre

Waking Up the Dead

See more of Lauren in this grave pictorial of angelic rock 'n' roll...because while sometimes sinful and other times divine, rock is always ILLUMINATING!

Waking Up the Dead View all Photos

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The Video Chronicles

Check out the Video Gallery to see Lauren in action!

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The Tour Diaries...

Break out your lighters, your concert tee, and mark your calendar with all the upcoming shows and let the shenanigans begin! 'Cause if you don't have a story to tell...you didn't really have a good time.

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"He led you through the vast and dreadful desert, that thirsty and waterless land, with its venomous snakes and scorpions. He brought you water out of Hard Rock."
Deuteronomy 8:15

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I love cars with a dog hanging out the window :-)

January 28, 2012, 5:40 pm

Laptop: CHECK! Candles: CHECK! Scooby Snacks: CHECK! Let the Weekend Writing Marathon Begin! :-)

January 28, 2012, 5:21 pm

"Wake up, mama! Turn your lamp down low!" @AllmanBrothers

January 28, 2012, 3:18 pm

I asked the universe what I should listen to & it answered with a resounding Allman Brothers!

January 28, 2012, 2:18 pm

Check out the redesigned www.Um-Okay.blogspot.com! Lots of crazy shenanigans to share...so bookmark it :-)

January 28, 2012, 12:17 am

@garnierusa You should rename "Hot Tamale" #76 to "Rock Star Red" ...I'll gladly endorse :-)

January 27, 2012, 8:41 pm

Never judge someone by their Spam Box...Mine thinks I'm a drug trafficking high school dropout in need of some loving :-) #TodaysLesson

January 27, 2012, 8:09 pm

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