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With the abundance of The Universe raining down, it was only a matter of time before the seeds of blessings began to bloom, before the flowers of fantasy finally flourished, and before the weapons of Divine Destiny were drawn.

...And the time is now. The Ascension has begun.

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Aural Porn

For your listening pleasure...

"Everyone needs a little time /
a little time to unwind and fantasize / Everyone needs a little sign / to throw off the gloves / and leave the world behind..."

Check out the MUSIC section for exclusive access to Lauren's EP!
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Visual Massacre

Waking Up the Dead

See more of Lauren in this grave pictorial of angelic rock 'n' roll...because while sometimes sinful and other times divine, rock is always ILLUMINATING!
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The Video Chronicles

Check out the Video Gallery to see Lauren in action!
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The Tour Diaries...

Break out your lighters, your concert tee, and mark your calendar with all the upcoming shows and let the shenanigans begin! 'Cause if you don't have a story to tell...you didn't really have a good time.
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"He led you through the vast and dreadful desert, that thirsty and waterless land, with its venomous snakes and scorpions. He brought you water out of Hard Rock."
Deuteronomy 8:15

Twitterings

Followers: 107Lauren Jordan

@irishnewman LOL Sure, but mostly because it'd hurt :-)

May 19, 2012, 12:58 pm

I'm glad women don't smack each other on the ass for encouragement. Or bump chest, but mostly because that would hurt :)

May 19, 2012, 12:24 am

Gorgeous spring day here in the ATL! Birds singing, breeze blowing, & my Earl Grey steaming...it's great to be me :-)

May 18, 2012, 2:25 pm

Best music in this movie! Love it when thought is put into a soundtrack :)

May 18, 2012, 3:08 am

"Will everyone just stop getting shot?" #LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels

May 18, 2012, 3:08 am

Great night of rocking out and I come home to one of my favorite movies on tele! #LoveMyLife

May 18, 2012, 3:07 am

Met a very complimentary Venezuelan man this week. In other news, "I've been married 7 times" is this worst pick-up line ever :-)

May 18, 2012, 1:40 am

"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day / Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way" #Pink Floyd

May 17, 2012, 5:05 pm
   

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